Alyssa Conkonis stands quietly before Judge John Payne
UMass police may only have had 4 out of the 32 arrests over Halloween weekend but this one wins the prize for most outrageous.
All you party hardy types may want to repeat a mantra in your head before letting loose on a party night for when you see those red or blue lights flashing: "They're here to help me, they're here to help me."
And keep in mind they have probably been dealing with crap no normal employee would ever tolerate in their workplace. So cut them some slack will ya?
Don't fight, bite or -- most especially -- spit!
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