Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Cherry Hill Golf Course: sunk in a sandtrap


After costing $2.2 million to acquire by eminent domain (in 1987 dollars) and another $1 million in tax dollars for operational losses over the past 22 years on the glamorous game of golf, the Town Mangler today announced he's throwing in the sweat towel.

Amherst's white elephant is closed, and will soon become a landfill.

"Garbage pays more than golf" said Laurence Shaffer. And he should know!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good one...but what I heard was that it was going to be converted into a Christmas Tree farm and rented out to the Boy Scouts with all of the rental income earmarked for new hot water tanks at Wildwood Elementary School. Any truth to that?

Anonymous said...

I heard it was actually making money .... APRIL FOOLS!

LarryK4 said...

I'm glad somebody gets it.

Anonymous said...

You know, it WOULD make a nice landfill and landfills do make money. Just ask Northampton...

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