Sunday, February 8, 2009
Free at last, free at last; thank God almighty...
At a meeting a few years back when the DPW was defending the taxpayer cost of adding a fire alarm system to their ancient brick building one of the Finance Committee members joked that they don’t need an expensive system since Larry Kelley lives next door (and yeah, once you inhale smoke from a major structure fire up close and personal you NEVER forget it)
So I’ve been hired to protect the damn sand. And I’m authorized to enforce limits with a shuffle hook kick upside the head (aka Billy Blanks good night kick).
Come on folks, there’s no such thing as a free lunch! Only in Springfield! (And the rest of America)
The Springfield Republican reports