Thursday, September 27, 2012
Loud and Clear
The first of 22 new WiFi emitters is (way) up and running on top of the Bangs Community Center, installed and tested by our daring DPW and IT departments earlier this week.
The new Cisco units, costing $75,000 total, have three antennas instead of the two on 14 older units they are replacing, so users should notice a stronger more consistent signal throughout the downtown.
The entire installation is expected to be completed by Halloween, the one year anniversary of the mother of all storms than knocked out the WiFi system and emergency 911 phone lines when the power went out due to catastrophic failure in our urban tree canopy.
Amazingly in this digital day and age, Amherst is one of the very few communities to provide free WiFi throughout town center.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Better Never Than Late
FitWomen Amherst. Stock, generic website = Metaphorical
A full year after I first warned the world about the impending return of the fitness zombie, Peter Earle, his humble storefront has finally opened for business. They must have an overly understanding landlord.
Now I'm told by way of a attempted comment this morning on my original 9/30/11 post that the operation is actually run by his wife (makes sense, since it is a "women only" operation) and they currently have only 90 members.
Well that ought to pay the rent, maybe, this month. But those members may not want to make the mistake of paying for an entire year up front. At least a third of all businesses fail in their start up year, obviously an even higher percentage for those businesses opened by someone who already failed three times at the same concept.
Fitness centers are like newspapers, in that credibility is everything. And when you have gone out of business like Mr. and Mrs. Earle --without reimbursing members -- your credibility is close to zero.
Safe Routes to Schools?
Strong Street, just before Wildwood Elementary School
The $280,000 state funded "Safe Routes To Schools" project in and around Wildwood Elementary and Amherst Regional Middle School that will "include upgraded wheelchair ramps, new pavement markings, new traffic and pedestrian warning signs, and some minor drainage modifications" use thermoplastic for line markings.
You can tell because the markings are a tad brighter, and will last a lot longer than the paint the town uses, but is, apparently, more slippery than paint when wet.
Of course these hieroglyphics have been in since late July and thus far no reports of downed cyclist.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
33 Phillips Street
33 Phillips Street, Amherst
UPDATE: October 3So poor Paul Markham must be feeling the heat, as he took his silly ode to UMass party culture, "Welcome to the Zoo" down after garnering 90,000 hits on YouTube. Maybe his roomies were unhappy with him shouting out this address.
UPDATE 5:15 PM original day of publication
This post just became my #1 of all time for single day reads.
On Monday morning at 6:45 AM, APD did a follow up visit to 33 Phillips Street, owned by Knight Properties LLC, to hand deliver a nuisance house ticket for rowdy behavior that occurred late Saturday early Sunday morning.
Apparently it's one of those upstairs/downstairs problems where one floor does not wish to party as hardy as the other, but since the living arrangements are so, umm, close quarters that can make things a tad difficult. Especially at 1:45 AM.
The previous weekend APD responded to the same address, called by a first floor neighbor concerned about hoards of kids -- like something out of the zombie apocalypse -- trying to get to the upstairs apartment, even if by climbing over railings and trying to break in via windows.
Some of you younger hipsters may recognize the address, 33 Phillips Street (yes, one of my Party House of the Weekend frequent mentions). Besides being the half-way party house in a row of party houses, 33 Phillips is also home to infamous white rapper Paul Markham.
So proud of the address that he immortalize it in his forgettable video "Welcome to the Zoo (UMass Amherst)" last year with a shout out (unfortunately you have to watch most of the video to hear it).
Well if these $300 tickets keep accumulating, maybe Mr. Markham will drop his floundering rap career and start singing the blues.
ETOH = Alcohol overdose
AFD Runs Late Sept:12
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Monday, September 24, 2012
Frat Party of the Weekend
Sigma Phi Epsilon 57 Olympia Drive
While maybe not up there with Moses parting the Red Sea, the deluge that suddenly fell from the skies Saturday night around 11:00 PM -- peak time for parties to start humming -- put a refreshing damper on large out-of-control affairs like the ones broken up late Friday night on both sides of the UMass campus.
Around 11:40 PM Friday, APD responded to a huge party at Sigma Phi Epsilon that the President and Vice President described as "a social," arresting those two officers of the frat and writing up 14 more "college aged youth" for both noise and nuisance house violations ($600 each times 14 or $8,400).
Plus another two party goers were ticketed for open container violations (at $300 each).
One responding officer said the noise could be heard all the way up to East Pleasant Street, about a quarter mile away from the frat that's located at the very end of a dead end road.
It took seven officers twenty minutes to disperse the crowd, estimated at just over 1,000; and perhaps more tickets would have been issued except APD responded to a call from Hadley police for help quelling a large boisterous party on North Maple Street, dispatching two units to assist.
Arrested for Noise/nuisance:
Dustin Crawford, 57 Olympia Drive, Amherst, MA, age 22 (UMass student and Frat President)
Alessandro Raffa, 18 Payson Rd, Belmont, MA, age 20 (UMass student and Frat VP)
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Blood Evidence
Murdered Ambassador Chris Stevens
Even though prior to my appearance on Fox News, hate mail had already started pouring in over town officials catastrophic decision to ground the 25 commemorative flags on 9/11, the national news network did screw up the flashy graphics overlayed on my live interview, thus allowing Town Hall to paint this as an intentional right wing conservative vs left wing liberal issue (rather than a right vs wrong) best exemplified in the national media by Fox News and their counterpart CNN.
Of course I was quick to point out that even the venerable CNN screwed up this sad saga of the commemorative flags eleven years ago when they mistakenly reported the town was restricting the rights of private citizens to fly American flags. A report that was aired only hours after the Twin Towers crumbled.
Perhaps the best reason (besides the one of righteousness) town officials should have know better this time around. "Those who fail to learn from history..."and all that.
So it comes as no great surprise that CNN would remove evidence from a crime scene, read through it for news tips, and then use that information to tell a story that, indeed, needed to be told: the lousy security for our murdered ambassador in Libya.
Even though CNN promised the family of Chris Stevens nothing would be reported until his personal journal had been returned to them, the news network went ahead with a story anyway, using the vague attribution "sources familiar with the Ambassador Steven's thinking".
But CNN would not have found those sources if not for his private journal, taken from the scene of a crime.
Fifteen years ago the ABC News program Prime Time Live aired a hidden camera segment exposing poor food handling at Food Lion supermarket chain. The corporation brought suit for trespass and fraud since the reporters used phony resumes in seeking employment with the target company. Notice the suit was not for libel/slander, where "truth is the ultimate defense."
But a jury agreed and slapped the premier news outlet with a $5.5 million judgement, which was soon thereafter reduced to $315,000. On a federal appeal two years later, the jury verdict was thrown out.
Sure BIG corporations acting badly are a juicy target for investigative watchdog journalists and bloggers, perhaps only eclipsed by exposing BIG government acting badly. And in the case of murdered Ambassador Stevens, there's more than enough blame to go around.
Like Watergate, the real story is not the original act --a two bit break in -- but the cover up after the fact. In this case CNN should have come clean in their original report about a serious issue the public certainly had a right to know: inept security for an ambassador in a volatile region who clearly had security concerns, and probably made them known to someone higher up the ladder.
And just like Dan Rather's botched report on President George W. Bush's service in the Texas Air National Guard eight years ago, the watchdogs who watch the media -- blogs -- continue to beat the drums on CNN's ghoulish lapse in judgement, aptly dubbed "disgusting" by a usually diffident State Department.
Trust is a reporter's most powerful ally. If CNN did not keep their word to Ambassador's Stevens family, how can any nervous source now trust them when they promise -- in exchange for vital information -- to keep the whistleblower's name secret?
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