Monday, November 5, 2012

Bye-Bye Party Boys


Peter Clark: “As long as I’m here, there will always be a party to go to.”

So it looks like UMass finally took the hint and took out rowdy ringleader Party Boys Peter Clark and Emerson Rutkowski.  No, not with a predator drone strike, as our military does with terrorist hierarchy in Pakistan.

But whatever means they used, the less than dynamic duo no longer show up in the official UMass People finder database.

And they most certainly did on the morning I published this two weeks ago.  Now if only UMass would do the same with Paul Markham, we could really open a bottle of sparkling cider to celebrate.

Considering she misspelled my surname, I hope Chelsea was not in a Journo class

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good job to both the APD, and Larry. Finally getting some resolution to these kids who have absolutely no intention of getting an education at UMass. Bye Bye and don't let the door hit you in the ass kids!

Anonymous said...

why dont you crack some champagne you pussy

Anonymous said...

Larry lives under the false assumption that these two students will not continue to wreak havoc (now that they have more time on their hands) and that the University and community will have improved in one way or another.

Keep celebrating, Lawrence.

Anonymous said...

Larry, for all you know, someone suggested they file a confidentiality request at which point their names wouldn't show up anymore.

No more than mine ever did.

Be careful what you celebrate because I am neither convinced they were kicked out nor that they would leave town if they were. Do not forget that there usually is a legally-binding agreement that they will be in that apartment until August 31st, or at least paying for it.


Notwithstanding how many times they are arrested, nor if they are kicked out of UMass, they are "stuck" with the apartment until next fall -- and might just as well live there as they have to pay for it anyway...

joe said...

You actually check PeopleFinder every day to search for these peoples' names? This is turning into a sickness!

Larry Kelley said...

Actually "Joe" I checked two weeks ago before suggesting UMass should kick them the hell out, and then I checked again yesterday to see that they had.

And since I'm thorough, I did run each check twice to be sure both times.

Anonymous said...

there still at umass. your an idiot larry.

Larry Kelley said...

Let me guess: You're the same Cowardly Anon Nitwit who claimed Paul Markham no longer lived at 33 Phillips Street, only days before APD busted him there for rowdy behavior?

Anonymous said...

Lucky you didnt bet money on that Larry because I am not the same anon who said that. I just know for a fact these 2 Umass students you have been stalking are still at umass. So save that sparkling cider i hope you didnt pop it yet

Larry Kelley said...

I guess all you Cowardly Anon Nitwits sound alike.

Anonymous said...

Anon 2:46 I often have a opinion that differs from that of Larry. However, if I decided to call him an idiot on his blog. I would be sure to use the correct form of "there", which in your case should've been "they're". Who is the real idiot?

Anonymous said...

YO LARRY I LOVE YOU YOU'RE THE BEST KEEP DOIN WHAT YOU DOIN MAN BY THE WAY THESE KIDS DON'T EVEN CLEAN THE LEAVES OUT OF THEIR GUTTERS CALL THE AFD

Annabel L. said...

Considering Larry's fondness for googling everyone he dislikes, in the style of a jealous teenage ex, I'm not surprised that people choose to stay anonymous...

Larry Kelley said...

I also Google people I like. Proud to be an equal opportunity Googler.

Anonymous said...

When you were younger, I bet you hated people like you.

Larry Kelley said...

Shut up and get off my lawn!

Anonymous said...

You, Mr. Kelley, are a pathetic, creepy, and borderline pedophilic fuck. Have fun obsessing over dumbass college boys half your age you festering pile of human shit.

Larry Kelley said...

I cover college girls as well.