Wednesday, August 7, 2013

"From These Honored Dead ..."

 Area behind car will become final resting place for six Civil War tablets

The ground in front of Amherst Town Hall will go from simply historic to hallowed as a Request For Proposals has been issued to display the six "Sacred Dead" Civil War tablets commemorating all 300 or so Amherst men who served in that decimating conflict.

The Grand Army of the Republic donated the tablets to Amherst in 1893.


List of 57 Amherst men who died to preserve the Union

For many years they were displayed in Town Hall but then in the early 1960s during a renovation project they were placed in storage and forgotten until just before 9/11.

As with so many things in life it took the efforts of one concernced citizen, Dudley Bridges, a proud, black, WW2 veteran, to spark a movement to restore the tablets to a place of honor.  Unfortunatley Mr. Bridges died in 2004 at age 80 and is now buried in historic West Cemetary.

According to Planning Director Jonathan Tucker:

 "The RFP asks the Consultant chosen to work with the Town to: 1) create designs for the site, the display enclosures, signs and interpretive materials, and lighting, 2) take the designs to bid specifications, 3) develop a method for safely transporting and installing the tablets, and 4) develop cost estimates for the whole shebang." 

Town Manager John Musante had envisioned them being installed in the Town Room, our seat of government, where the Select Board and other important committees meet. But the tablets are too heavy for the floor and would require expensive reinforement.

The location outside the building gives the tablets much greater visibility at all hours of day, 365 days a year. Even more fitting, that ground was once the location of a WW2 "Roll Of Honor" structure erected during that tumultious time in our history. 

Roll of Honor outside Amherst Town Hall 1942 Lincoln Barnes photo


I'm sure Dudley James Bridges would approve.  Hoo-Ah!

A patriotic Town Hall, September 1942

Buzz Off!



The town will issue an "Eastern Equine Encephalitis" alert later today; as a result the Hot Summer Nights outdoor showing of The Muppets this evening has been cancelled.

A 2nd dead horse in Belchertown tested positive this afternoon for EEE and one died last week from the mosquito borne disease.

The Muppets are certainly awesome, but not to die for.

Accentuate The Negative

Blarney Blowout, March 9, 2013, A date which will live in infamy

According to the venerable Princeton Review, UMass/Amherst did not crack the "Top 20 Party Schools" --  the party culture gold standard.  So I was hoping that we were safe from a high profile proposal this dumb. (Update:  post has already been deleted from Craigslist)

But no, apparently not.  So hide the women and children, cue the extra ambulances and police, start soundproofing the neighborhoods ... Reality TV is coming to Amherst!

And their reality is our nightmare. 

By glorifying the Party House culture this "entertainment" show will only exacerbate the problem of rowdy off campus party behavior.  Just when things were starting to improve.

Besides the better integration between UMPD and APD on enforcement,  the number two reason things were more controlled this past spring is the "high profile" party hardy boys were taken out, kind of like those precision drone strikes in Pakistan.

Rapper wanna be Paul Markham was so spooked by pressures brought to bear he removed his "Welcome To The Zoo" idiotic ode to the party culture from Youtube, even after receiving hundreds of thousands of hits.

And Peter Clark and Emmerson Rutkowski went AWOL from the party scene, even after (or maybe especially after) a fawning self serving review in the King of Juvenile, "Bar Stool Sports."

Sure bad behavior sells.  Some of you ardent readers will note my highest monthy readership of all time (over 130,000 hits) occured in March when I covered the Blarney Blowout from the opening bell.

The Gazette of course was fiddling while Rome burned:



So I have no doubt that a "reality show" highlighting obnoxious childish student behavior will sell.  Big time.

Especially when promoted by Hollywood PR types who specialize in selling their souls.


Tuesday, August 6, 2013

"Jane, Stop This Crazy Thing"

Van turns onto Bay Road from S. East St, Canterbury Lane directly above


A Granby teenager picked the wrong hill to descend in South Amherst at the wrong time of day sending him and his skateboard careening into oncoming traffic on busy Bay Road around 6:30 last night.

Although seriously injured it's still pretty amazing the accident was not fatal.  To the skateboarder due to a sudden impact, or the driver suffering a heart attack due to the sudden shock. 

Amherst and Mass State Police closed off the road for a couple hours to do an accident reconstruction.  For the rest of you, all you need do is look at the photo. Yikes!

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Gazette coverage was timely for a change.  Probably doesn't hurt that their owner and CEO Aaron Julien lives atop Canterbury Lane (although he needs to learn how to use a camera).


Double Trouble

621 E. Pleasant Street, Amherst

The Bad Boys at 621 East Pleasant Street, formerly known as "Babe Town", seem to be in a major renovation mode.  Well except maybe for landscaping the lawn.

Not that I want to jinx it, as neighbors hope this is an attempt to dramatically improve "curb appeal" for a sale to new owners -- the Devil you don't know.

But a couple infractions leap out of this picture, taken from a public road this morning. The van on the lawn for one.  And yes they have been cited a half-dozen times for that previously.  But hey, what's a lousy $100 fine per day?

And the dumpster (far right) also requires a $25 permit from the Amherst Fire Department since they are a well known fire hazard. That too is $100 fine ... for the first day; $500 on the second and by the third day, $1,000. 

Ouch!

Monday, August 5, 2013

Dream A Little Dream Of Amherst


Yeah, another one of those ludicrous "lists" that every digital outlet loves to publish these days to attract hits.  Although this one was first published back in May, it now seems to be gaining traction.

Although I'm surprised the Amherst Chamber of Commerce or UMass Office of News & Media Relations has not issued a breathless press release with the headline "We're Number 2!"

This one you just know is suspect when they screw up two-out-of-three purported claims to fame.

According to Boston.com:

 "Home to Massachusetts' flagship public university, Amherst takes the second spot on our list. Amherst boasts strong schools and decent housing costs. It's also a safe community. While not the most fun town, its substantial population of students adds to its hipster cred."

Our schools are certainly EXPENSIVE, pushing top 10% in the entire state for per student cost; but not nearly so "strong".  And our housing cost are FAR from "decent" (mainly because of the presence of all those "hipster" students). 

But we most certainly are "safe," even if APD does arrest 3 or 4 drunk drivers per week. 

Memo to Boston.com: one-for-three ain't bad ... if we're talking baseball.

No wonder they just sold for a (swan) song.

Party House of the Weekend


351 Potwine Lane, Amherst

So let's hope this is not a sign of things to come, as our little college town is only just now starting to stir with returning students.  And that trickle will soon become a deluge.

This relatively minor episode -- two noise complaints over one weekend (although the 2nd Sunday complaint included cars parked all over the lawn) -- perfectly illustrates the problem:  The house rents for $2,000/month, so it's a tad too expensive for a young married couple just starting out, or a low to moderate income town employee. 



Common wisdom dictates rent should be around 25% of total income, thus this house would require a $96,000 annual household income.  A relatively high bar, considering the median income for Amherst households is only about half that.