Tuesday, May 14, 2013

School Daze

 Amherst School Committee in the hot seat

While not exactly hostile last night -- and Town Meeting can be pretty hostile on occasion -- the questions from the floor about our Sacred Cow schools were a tad more probing than in years past.  Transparency is a good, although sometimes painful, thing. 

Declining enrollments are a major contributor to stress on a system that, like a big old aircraft carrier, was designed to carry a l-a-r-g-e population.

Is the decline simply a byproduct of a lower birth rate or consumers choosing alternative means of education like Charter Schools, School Choice or Homeschooling?  Because this is after all America, which was built on competition.

Interestingly School Superintendent Maria Geryk did acknowledge the rather obvious fact that Amherst "Is an expensive place to live," so perhaps families with children simply cannot afford to live here.  Thus we end up with single family homes converted to (college) student rooming houses.

And most college-aged youth do not have school-aged children.

Since the schools account for $50 million -- the lions share -- of our $68 million dollar municipal budget they alone are the number one factor pushing our tax rate to almost twice that of neighboring Hadley: In 2011 average cost of education at elementary level in Amherst, with a property tax rate of $20.39/$1000, was $17,116 vs Hadley, with a tax rate of $10.22/$1000 at $9,770 per child.

The budget Town Meeting passed last night for the elementary schools works out to a whopping $19,563 average cost per child to educate, so things are certainly not moving in the right direction

Hadley is home base to the Amherst elementary school's number one competitor,  the Pioneer Valley Chinese Immersion Charter School, which currently has 54 Amherst children as customers.  Since Charter Schools receive revenues based on the "sending district" average cost per child, it's far more lucrative to attract an Amherst student than it is one from Hadley.

Kind of like UMass/Amherst now targeting more "out of state" students because the revenues are higher than in state students and UMass gets to keep the money rather than passing it through to the bloated bureaucracy in Boston. 

Currently the Pioneer Valley Performing Arts Charter School is the #1 competitor for Amherst Regional High School, attracting the vast majority of 67 regional children who attend charter schools at the expense of the Amherst Region.

But the Pioneer Valley Chinese Immersion Charter School has been granted permission to e-x-p-a-n-d through high school starting in September thus becoming a potential Death Star for our entire K-12 system.

Time to innovate!

Monday, May 13, 2013

Rescue Me

 Note front wheels off the ground

When the Genie lift he was using shifted slightly on uneven ground, a safety switch kicked in to shut off the machine and left the construction worker stranded 40 feet in the air.  Amherst Fire Department came to the rescue with aerial platform trucks otherwise known as ladder trucks.

Ladder 1 getting ready

UMass is overhauling the large water tank (the town owns the smaller one next to it) including new paint, to the tune of $1 million dollars.  Amherst sent out a notice to consumers just this morning informing them of the project and mentioning that they may experience some discoloration in their tap water.



Aerial platform gets up close and personal

And he's climbing the stairway ...

AFD Ladder 1 and Engine 2 (the quint) under angry skies

Speed Jump

Country Road, take me home ... 

One of my sagacious readers who drives daily through North Amherst (not to be confused with the Historic Village of Cushman) wonders why the speed limit sign I photographed last month laying on its side in front of Watroba's, a victim of vandalism, has now been replaced with a new one at a much higher speed limit?



Turns out the DPW is now trying to replace signs with what the venerable Amherst Select Board actually approved, and way back when -- for this particular road -- it was 45 MPH.  But at some point that one was replaced, and the only one available at the time was a 30 MPH, so they went with it. 

The Select Board never actually voted 30 MPH thus the new one is now back to what apparently it always should have been,  45 MPH. Although the nearest sign facing the other direction is still 30 MPH.

Neighbors, however, who walk that stretch of road like the idea of 30 MPH a lot better than 45 MPH.  Or as Simon and Garfunkel once observed, "Slow down, you move to fast ..."

Party House of the Weekend

10 Tyler Place, Amherst

This past weekend, the last until September with our little college town filled by more than a majority of college aged youth, was relatively less rowdy than usual:  No arrests made for noise or nuisance activity, although seven locations drew $300 noise violation tickets, a few motor vehicles accidents on graduation day, a couple DUIs and two bold Breaking & Entering incidents less than 24 hours and three miles apart. (Not counting another in nearby Hadley.)

 Even though no arrests were made, 10 Tyler Place, managed by Eagle Crest Property Management naturally, is the hands down Party House winner.

Police were called near midnight Saturday for noise and found a live band as the source.  (The house had  one previous noise warning on April 28th.)

 After issuing a verbal warning they were called back less than a half hour later and issued five $300 "noise" tickets, presumably one to each tenant. 

Yes, five is one too many for Amherst's unrelated housemates bylaw.  

In addition to this bounty of ticket revenues, Amherst will also be receiving fine money from 42 Harris Street, 71 Eames Ave, 694 Main Street, 328 Linclon Avenue, Townhouse #72, and 407 North Pleasant Street.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Ten Years Later

MSP leads the "Convoy" 

With Massachusetts State Police leading the way, the small town veterans "Welcome Back Convoy" roared through Amherst town center Saturday morning on their way to the Cummington Fair Grounds.


 AFD Engine 1 greets "Veterans Welcome Home Convoy"
Even though town center was bustling at the time, I did not see a single person holding an American flag or "Thank You" sign to acknowledge their service. And I'm not sure why.

10 minutes later convoy hits Hadley town center

Ten years ago when I organized a "Support The Troops" rally in town center, soon after the 2nd War In Iraq started, I feared a scant turnout.  This is after all Amherst, where only the h is silent and anti-war sentiment is voiced loudly and often.  But that day I could not have been more wrong. 

So why such a different result yesterday, especially since we went on to depose a monster and "win" the war?  Are Iraq and Afghanistan  going to become the "Korea" or "Viet Nam" of American conflicts, where the resulting efforts were for too long a time period considered futile ... best not brought up in polite conversation?

I hope not ...
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Shortly after the convoy came through, eight college aged youth made a grand entrance near the busy downtown Farmers Market carrying a large construction pipe on their shoulders with "Thank You TD Bank" emblazoned on both sides.


I just thought they were an athletic team publicly thanking TD Bank for sponsorship until a half hour later I heard Dispatch mention to patrol cars in the field to check out a small group of "protesters" hassling TD Bank customers about "oil."

So the kids may want to work on their presentation next time. 

Or they could change ad copy to "Thank You Veterans" for protecting our most solemn right as an American:  The First Amendment.  Oorah!

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Paying A Fair Share


 AFD arrives Hampshire College Admissions for false alarm today 2:25 PM

Not to pick on Hampshire College or anything, but they are the #3 landowner in town and they do charge students who attend top dollar, but they contribute nothing to the town for Amherst Fire Department protection.  Which they call on quite frequently.

UMass pays $325,000 annually (too little by the way) while Amherst College pays $90,000 for this vital public service.  And as I said (many times), Hampshire College pays zero.

Sorry, but that is unacceptable.  If they simple paid what Amherst College does for about the same usage we could afford to hire an additional two desperately needed full-time professional fire fighters. And we would all be better for it.

Or they could always donate a tiny slice of their large land holdings in South Amherst for our new, equally badly needed, South Fire Station.

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Friday, May 10, 2013

Leaning Tower of UMass

Tillson Farm steam plant from eastern parking lot

Although the ghostly smoke stack that never actually operated is invisible from the main road cutting  through the heart of UMass/Amherst, North Pleasant Street,  it is clearly visible from scenic North East Street, standing out as a singular symbol of waste and corruption.

Although I've heard it referred to as the "Paradis Power Plant," nobody seems to remember why.  Mostly it's called the "Tillson Farm Steam Plant" or "The one that never worked."

The ghost tower as seen from North East Street



Although the building is not supposed to be used, the parking lot always seems busy


The smoke stack I'm told needs to come down soon, before it falls down on its own.  Note lean is towards building.