It is with deepest regret that I must resign my position with the Amherst July 4’Th Parade Committee effective immediately.Working with fellow volunteers these past seven years has been an honor and a pleasure. I have decided however that my, perhaps overly, protective nature simply will not allow me to cease and desist defending our dream: A celebration to make Rockwell proud.
I will of course attend this year’s event and I’m confident from all indications that it will be our (I mean your) best one yet.
And I’m particularly proud that my new baby daughter, Jada, will—just in time--have arrived from The People’s Republic of China; and one of her first experiences will be a good-old-fashioned American July 4’th Parade!
May you continue for many, many years to come.
Sincerely Yours,
Larry J Kelley
cc: Amherst July 4’Th Parade Committee, Media
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Umass Daily Collegian Front Page May 8, 2008 (only 2 weeks later):
Town Manager Laurence Shaffer says the organization can still get a permit for its own parade on that day, or even collaborate with the town.
"They have put in a request, and there is more than one street," he said. "This is not about preventing their parade, it's about allowing ours. If they have a different street in town or a different time, we will be happy to look at it."
http://amherstjuly4thparade.com/
Note to viewers: No desks or chairs were injured in the making of this film (well, maybe slightly). Since somebody asked the "I'm going to get killed," comment at the very beginning was not Shaffer or Weiss anticipating a pissed off patriot it was me anticipating my wife who expected me home a half-hour earlier.
