Wednesday, February 8, 2017

DUI Dishonor Roll

 
In 2014, three times as many males were arrested for drunk driving as females

Surprisingly Amherst PD did not make a single arrest for drunk driving last (Superbowl) weekend. 

Maybe everybody was too engrossed in the Superbowl drama to overindulge but you would have thought the celebrations from the stunning outcome would have resulted in a few folks making that major error in judgment.

UMass Police, however, did make two arrests. 

And since both of the perps took the legally admissible Breathalyzer test the likelihood of them beating the charge is about the same as the Patriots 4th quarter comeback.

Finn McCool, age 21, stands before Judge Thomas Estes
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 Matthew Pham, age 20
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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. McCool.... nice! Sounds like a made up bad sitcom name!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he comes from some hipster Irish clan.

Anonymous said...

"traffic stop was affected" -- how? By the full moon?

WRONG WORD, OFFICER

Anonymous said...

The name is from a children's story.

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:06 - Thanks, nice to have a good laugh first thing in the AM. Trying to picture what a hipster Irish clan would look like. Shorter kilts? Synthesized bag pipes? That might be the "Club" Irish clan.

Anonymous said...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fionn_mac_Cumhaill

Anonymous said...

I went to school with a W. McCool. Real name.

Anonymous said...

We've (most of us) driven drunk. Teddy Kennedy killed a girl doing that and they called him the Lion of the Senate.

Anonymous said...

Thank you grammar cop.

Anonymous said...

I guess cops want a harem to rule the roost-babe magnets ?!!! Natural prerogatives-one roaster to lead a flock of hens-Go figure-just Say'n- ya Thunk-eh-Hank Jarviski ?!!