Monday, June 11, 2012

Weekend Weirdness

 
BOA Amherst center. Bad place to pass out drunk behind the wheel

Although the party hardy college students (that tiny fraction who give all students a bad name) are away for the next few months creating mayhem in their own hometowns, alcohol related problems are still keeping our first responders busy and putting public safety at risk.

2:29 AM early Sunday morning, Bank of America, heart of the downtown

Walk in report to APD of male passed out in vehicle in middle of roadway.

Operator observed slumped over in the drivers seat with the engine running.  I applied the emergency brake and had to shut the engine off as the operator was attempting to drive away even though there was a cruiser directly in front of him.


Operator was asked to step out of the vehicle however he continued to sit in the vehicle and attempted to drive off.  Operator was removed from the vehicle and placed under arrest for OUI.

Brandon K Wawrzonek, 26 Crestview Dr, S Deerfield, MA, age 23, OUI liquor 2nd offense

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Puffer's Pond Porta-potty. Also a bad place to pass out 

Remember how hot it was yesterday afternoon? Yikes!

Puffer's Pond Sunday afternoon 4:00 PM

RP reporting a b/m 16-18 years old ETOH (drunk) on beach staring at people.  Described as wearing no shirt and blue sweat pants with sand all over them.  

Listed party unconscious in porta-potty.  AFD summoned and party was woken up by officers.  Party was highly ETOH and may have been on narcotics.  Party is requesting to go to hospital for evaluation.  He stated he was supposed to go to the hospital today to get checked into detox program but skipped appointment and got drunk.  AFD on scene and transporting to Cooley Dickinson Hospital.  

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 11, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    "Unconscious in a porta-potty"...Mojo Nixon could turn that into one hell of a song.

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  2. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 7:56 AM

    Sad, very sad.

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  3. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 8:46 AM

    Maybe they went in to use the Porta-Potty, and decided it was a great place to have a Porta-Party!!!!

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  4. Old enough to Kill, but not for Drinkin...June 12, 2012 at 3:55 PM

    16 years old? Looks like those extra tax dollars in the high school are making a huge difference!

    Thank goodness I only attended college in Happy Valley, I couldn't fathom high school there.

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  5. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 7:03 PM

    How long before bath salts hit smherst??

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  6. AnonymousJune 12, 2012 at 10:18 PM

    Very sad indeed. The forgotten and swept aside kids, no drug or alcohol problems here....
    Where were the statistics for how many dropped out of the class of 2012 in the Bulletin article last week?

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  7. AnonymousJune 13, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    Larry, have the guts to translate the cop-speak -- b/m stands for "Black Male."

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  8. Larry KelleyJune 13, 2012 at 7:05 AM

    I figured most of my readers have seen a cop show at some point and knew that it did not mean "bowel movement" (If I may be so bold to use nurse-speak).

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