A young woman going by the name of Dorothy, wearing a blue dress with white pinafore and red shoes, in the company of a small black dog, a heroin addicted Scarecrow, a Lion high on Nitrous and a Tin Man behaving in a lewd manner. wanted for extreme intoxication, breaking and entering,possession of a class A, B, C and D substance on person with attempt to distribute, illegal scalping of Phish tickets. Last seen: Mullins Center May be driving a white Cadillac Escalade with Rhode Island vanity plate: BITEME Public advised to call PD and not try to apprehend the suspect, the suspect is considered armed and dangerous (has the witches broom and the ruby slippers)!!!!
Anon 4:41 Did the dog have a tag? Was the straw in the scarecrow locally grown? Was/could the Tin Man be sold for scrap medal? Instead of cookies and milk, perhaps Amherst would prefer cookies and water? LOL
I think that was meant for Eastern Massachusetts, some one "up there" is confused.
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But, nice pic Larry.
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ReplyDeleteA young woman going by the name of Dorothy, wearing a blue dress with white pinafore and red shoes, in the company of a small black dog, a heroin addicted Scarecrow, a Lion high on Nitrous and a Tin Man behaving in a lewd manner.
wanted for extreme intoxication, breaking and entering,possession of a class A, B, C and D substance on person with attempt to distribute, illegal scalping of Phish tickets.
Last seen: Mullins Center
May be driving a white Cadillac Escalade with Rhode Island vanity plate: BITEME
Public advised to call PD and not try to apprehend the suspect, the suspect is considered armed and dangerous (has the witches broom and the ruby slippers)!!!!
Anon 4:41
ReplyDeleteDid the dog have a tag? Was the straw in the scarecrow locally grown? Was/could the Tin Man be sold for scrap medal?
Instead of cookies and milk, perhaps Amherst would prefer cookies and water? LOL
Metal,ooOOps, sorry folks.
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