Thursday, April 1, 2010

A new saddle for a dying horse


The Select Board approved Town Manager Larry Shaffer's capital request for infrastructure improvements at the Cherry Hill Golf Course, completely enclosing the nine-hole business under a weatherproof dome. The $25 million project will be paid for with state and federal grants and--everybody's favorite Manna from Heaven--Community Preservation Act money.

"Now golfers will not have to go to Florida in the winter to get their weekly fix," said the Town Mangler.
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4 comments:

  1. edApril 1, 2010 at 10:06 AM

    I say that the Collegian did you one better:

    http://dailycollegian.com/2010/04/01/town-of-amherst-select-board-votes-5-0-to-approve-new-%e2%80%9cgoddamn-kids%e2%80%9d-bylaw/

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  2. Larry KelleyApril 1, 2010 at 10:08 AM

    I'm not done yet

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  3. Jared StenquistApril 1, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    Larry - I have to give you credit for this one. This was the first April Fools i fell for. I was just about to write a ranting comment about the ridiculousness of Cherry Hill.

    Keep it up.

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  4. AnonymousApril 1, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    Finally, our money well spent!

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