Blarney: Overly Optimistic Update?

Today's Gazette (note Police Chiefs happy expression )

So the Gazette does pretty much a long form story on the Blarney Blowout prominently placed front page above the fold and forgets to mention the number one contributing factor to the mayhem over the past three years:  It's the WEATHER, stupid!

In 2012 when the event first caught everybody's attention (and probably was the first time "Blarney Blowout" was actually used as a title) there were no major riots but general mayhem all over town, the temperature was in the 40s.
  
In 2013 when there was a riot (6 arrested) the temperature was in the high 50s.

In 2014 when there was a major riot (58 arrested) the temperature was in the low 50s.  

So I take little consolation in the Gazette telling us how prepared everybody is this year.  After all last year two days before the most riotous Blarney in history they posed Town Manager John Musante in front of McMurphy's downtown bar telling us how prepared everybody was.

Gazette 3/6/2014 (two days before the Blarney to end all Blarney's

And we know how well that turned out.

The previous year, just after the major riot in North Amherst at Townhouse Apartments, they ran a headline about how great things went in the center of town. 

So here's the scoop.  If it's cold and miserable on March 7, 2015 then Blarney Blowout will be a thing of the past.  If it's sunny and warm -- God forbid hot -- then officials should consider mobilizing the National Guard.

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Today's Bulletin carried inside the Gazette

And since today is "pick on the Gazette day" the weekly Amherst Bulletin stuffed inside, once again shows how timely a weekly newspaper is (sarcasm)  with a banner headline about UMass banning Iranian grad students. 

As you probably heard by now (or can see on the front page of the Gazette above) UMass surrendered on that stupidity quicker than the 1940 French army.

Luck Of The Irish

Fire hydrant corner of Amity and South Prospect Street (Jones Library in background)

11 South Prospect Street

A couple of things that you certainly can't always count on worked to our advantage with the late night fire at 11 South Prospect Street:  first and foremost all 8 full-time professional firefighters were available to respond, although a few were enroute to a (false) box alarm on Pelham Road. 

Had two ambulances been on the road, which is all too common, that would have reduced by half the number of fire fighters available to respond.  And with a fire such as that the first few minutes are vitally important. 

Almost equally important the closest fire hydrant (on the corner of Amity and South Prospect Street) was totally cleared of snow and the extreme cold had not prevented it from functioning normally.

 Fire hydrant South Prospect Street: not overly accessible

The other nearby fire hydrant less than 50 yards south of the fire scene, which looks to be Amherst College responsibility, would certainly have been more problematic.

Revolving Door

Timothy Stahl appears before Judge Murphy, ADA Bob Opsitnik (rt)

Timothy Stahl was arrested yet again by Amherst police Tuesday on a warrant for "failure to appear" in Eastern Hampshire District Court Tuesday morning to be arraigned for his arrest over the weekend for "disturbing the peace."

Naturally he did not wish to go quietly so he was again charged with "disturbing the peace."  Only this time he was transported to District Court by APD after spending the night in lock up.

Assistant District Attorney Bob Opsitnik requested $500 bail (which if not paid would keep him behind bars) but Judge Murphy released him on $1,000 "personal surety," meaning if he doesn't show up to his next scheduled appearance March 18 he pays that amount. 

He was also assigned a public defender.

Election Fraud?

Complaint is addresses look like handiwork of same person

The Board of Registrars will meet on Friday morning to decide whether to take up discussion of a complaint filed by Vince O'Connor and Mary Wentworth regarding signatures collected on the nomination papers for School Committee candidate Phoebe Hazzard.

Ms Hazzard took out her papers only an hour-and-a-half before filing deadline, and then returned them 15 minutes before the drop dead deadline with 65 signatures.

The Town Clerk did disallow 7 of the signatures because the name did not match up with the address or were illegible, but did certify 58 which is 8 more than required for placement on the ballot.

The Board of Registrars met within 48 hours (February 12th) of the February 10th nomination  deadline to certify the results and choose the order of appearance for candidates on the official ballot.

Hand delivered to Board of Registrars 35 minutes past deadline

A challenge to any nomination irregularity is supposed to be filed within 48 hours.  Mr. O'Connor and Ms. Wentworth missed that deadline by 35 minutes, so the Town Clerk originally denied taking up the appeal with the Board of Registrars.

Mr. O'Connor did not take too kindly to that, so now the Town Clerk has called another meeting of the Board of Registrars, but their only decision on Friday will be whether to hear an appeal or not.

If they decide the 48 hour deadline does not apply then they will set another date to discuss the merits of the appeal.

Should enough signatures (9) be disqualified, Ms. Hazzard's name will not appear on the ballot for School Committee and that open seat will be filled by write ins.

There are two open Amherst School Committee seats and originally three candidates filed their papers by deadline.  Incumbent Lawrence O'Brien withdrew before the 48 hour time limit leaving Vira Douangmany as the only guaranteed winner at the moment.

DUI Dishonor Roll

The rate of drunk driving is highest among 21-25 year olds (23.4%)

In Eastern Hampshire District Court yesterday all three 21-year-olds arrested by Amherst police over the long weekend for Driving Under the Influence had pleas of "not guilty" entered in their behalf and their cases were continued: March 17th for Denis Topakov who will be hiring his own attorney, and April 7th for Andrew Giroux and Kyle Chumsea who were both assigned a Public Defender at a cost of $150.

Andrew Giroux stands before Judge Murphy

Kyle Chumsae stands before Judge Murphy

Denis Topakov stands before Judge Murphy

Fire & Ice

11 South Prospect Street, the morning after

Amherst fire fighters fought the elements almost as much as the fire that broke out late last night into the early morning at 11 South Prospect Street, a two family home adjacent to the American Legion pretty much dead in town center.  Fortunately nobody was injured.

Just before responding to this potentially devastating blaze another "box alarm" had come in from Pelham Road near the Amherst/Pelham town line with reports of "smoke in the structure."  But that call proved to be a false alarm.

Engine 2 was then diverted to the South Prospect Street fire to join with Engine 3 (Student Call Force), Engine 1, Ladder 1, and Rescue 1.  

The blaze was confined to the 2nd floor bedroom but this morning a bright sticker on the front door shows that the building is condemned until basic renovations take place.

Making A Buck Off Blarney

Fade:  cheap advertising anyway

So I can tell Max Kamin is a finance major at UMass.  Hey what the heck, Eric Suher started out selling t-shirts and look where he is now.  

Although the Anon poster on Fade has a point.  Why post your ad anonymously when the Facebook business link clearly reveals your personal Facebook page?

Max is probably figuring the 4,000 college aged youth who participated in the "debauchery" last year are quite a captive market for a pop up t-shirt business.  Especially when they are "official."

Of course Mr. Kamin probably did not read the $160,000 Davis Report which clearly told UMass and Amherst town officials to "end the Blarney Blowout."

 Yeah, that ought to solve it

And Mr. Davis also strongly suggested town and school officials keep a close eye on Social Media for any reference to Blarney Blowout.

As such, it will be interesting to see how long it takes for UMass officials to "blowout" this Nitwit business.

UPDATE Tuesday morning

And we have another contender.  Talk about a bad marriage:  Blarney Blowout and breast cancer.  Yikes!