tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post4677466120890132006..comments2023-10-17T22:56:42.784-04:00Comments on Only in The Republic of Amherst: Power of Positive ThinkingLarry Kelleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02614645831526190536noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-77181543070032829612014-07-03T19:42:02.889-04:002014-07-03T19:42:02.889-04:00"stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl" !<b>"stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl" !</b>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-16107388593158955272014-07-03T01:17:38.135-04:002014-07-03T01:17:38.135-04:00"cr-r-r-r-r-r-unch!"cr-r-r-r-r-r-<i>unch</i>!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-92195800021130012302014-07-02T22:59:46.593-04:002014-07-02T22:59:46.593-04:00Ha, only in Amherst:
"While performing the d...Ha, only in Amherst:<br /><br />"While performing the duties of this job, the employee is frequently required to walk, sit and talk or hear. The employee is occasionally required to use hands to finger, handle, feel or operate objects, tools, or controls; and reach with hands and arms. The employee is occasionally required to climb or balance; stoop, kneel, crouch, or crawl.<br /><br />The employee must occasionally lift and/or move up to 30 pounds. Specific vision abilities required by this job include close vision, color vision, and the ability to adjust focus."<br /><br />Walter Graffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-67846915491132935652014-07-02T22:40:32.553-04:002014-07-02T22:40:32.553-04:00Just imagine, the blind hiring the blind. That wil...Just imagine, the blind hiring the blind. That will be another disaster. Walter Graffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-46946039181451194352014-07-02T14:49:34.054-04:002014-07-02T14:49:34.054-04:00"So far, the other three resolutions passed a..."So far, the other three resolutions passed at the same meeting in Amherst – calling for an end to genocide in Darfur, the impeachment of George Bush and Dick Cheney, and the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq – have not drawn any notable response."<br /><br /><br />If Ponziville hurries, it can reach out to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.<br /><br />I mean, we know he's got more allies here<br /><br />than he can shake a friggan stick at.<br /><br />Plus, he could spin the crap outta that drone ban, right? <br /><br /><br />-Squeaky Squeaks These aren't the droids you're looking fornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-76883954337832578872014-07-02T14:04:29.169-04:002014-07-02T14:04:29.169-04:00Yeah, when I saw "Climate Communications"...Yeah, when I saw "Climate Communications" I thought maybe they were hiring somebody to teach about global warming.Larry Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02614645831526190536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5035949355013113578.post-41402607297337502732014-07-02T13:57:53.285-04:002014-07-02T13:57:53.285-04:00"Media and Climate Communications Specialist&..."Media and Climate Communications Specialist" Really?! If Amherst administrators stopped worrying about over-inflated titles to stroke their egos and more about performing their jobs, the town might be a bit better off.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com